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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married
for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife
says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her
speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk
me out of it, "he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the
wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly
increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently. Up to 60 mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.
"And," he says,"I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there
anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled
voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says."Oh, really?" he
inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75
mph, the wife turns to him and says "The airbag." Never underestimate how a
woman thinks.
 

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that is why you never let a woman drive, the car,or in any way.
 

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Pretty good. Maybe Scott Peterson should of done it that way.
 
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