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The Debate AWB question as translated by our thought catcher:

SCHIEFFER: Mr. President, new question, two minutes.

You said that if Congress would vote to extend the ban on assault weapons, that you'd sign the legislation, but you did nothing to encourage the Congress to extend it. Why not?

BUSH: Actually, I made my intentions -- made my views clear.(I wouldn't touch this sucker with a ten foot pole.) I did think we ought to extend the assault weapons ban,(To include John Kerry's mouth as an "Assault Weapon") and was told the fact that the bill was never going to move, because Republicans and Democrats were against the assault weapon ban, people of both parties.(because the last people who voted for it had to find new jobs)

I believe law-abiding citizens ought to be able to own a gun. I believe in background checks at gun shows or anywhere to make sure that guns don't get in the hands of people that shouldn't have them.(as is already the law, you ignorant morons!)

But the best way to protect our citizens from guns is to prosecute those who commit crimes with guns. And that's why early in my administration I called the attorney general and the U.S. attorneys and said: Put together a task force all around the country to prosecute those who commit crimes with guns.(Actually, I said "Get off your asses and get something done on this or you will all find yourselves chasing ambulances like that idiot Edwards was doing till he started playing house with Kerry.") And the prosecutions are up by about 68 percent -- I believe -- is the number.(I'd really like to say the executions are up too, but you libs are too damn softhearted)

Neighborhoods are safer when we crack down on people who commit crimes with guns.(Actually, they are a lot safer if the scums think that the little old lady they are going rob may be packin')

To me, that's the best way to secure America.

SCHIEFFER: Senator?

KERRY: I believe it was a failure of presidential leadership not to reauthorize the assault weapons ban.(No matter what the American People actually want)

I am a hunter.(Not really) I'm a gun owner.(yeah, I own a $10,000 shotgun I use for photo ops.) I've been a hunter since I was a kid, 12, 13 years old.(Yep, I've hunted rich women all my life) And I respect the Second Amendment and I will not tamper with the Second Amendment.(Unless you consider repealing it "tampering")

But I'll tell you this. I'm also a former law enforcement officer.(OK, well actually I'm just a lawyer who worked for the city. But i did stay at Holiday Inn Express once) I ran one of the largest district attorney's offices in America, one of the ten largest.(Yeah, I ran up the costs of running it.) I put people behind bars for the rest of their life.(When I thought it would look good in the papers) I've broken up organized crime.(Yep, Rodney Dangerfield couldn't have done a better job) I know something about prosecuting.(Well, I should say Persecuting. As in "persecuting gun owners for wanting to protect their rights)

And most of the law enforcement agencies in America wanted that assault weapons ban.(If they want any Federal Money from me if I become president they damn well better say so too!) They don't want to go into a drug bust and be facing an AK-47.(Yeah....So I'm going to legalize drugs so they will be safer!)

I was hunting(Photo op) in Iowa last year with a sheriff from one of the counties there, and he pointed to a house in back of us, and said, "See the house over? We just did a drug bust a week earlier, and the guy we arrested had an AK-47 lying on the bed right beside him."(Well, he actually said "Don't shoot that way, there's a house there", but this sounds better.)

Because of the president's decision today, law enforcement officers will walk into a place that will be more dangerous. Terrorists can now come into America and go to a gun show and, without even a background check, buy an assault weapon today.(OK, I know this isn't true, but hey, if you idiots believe it, who am I to set you straight?)

And that's what Osama bin Laden's handbook said, because we captured it in Afghanistan.(well, actually, I read it on the HCI website, but it sure sounds good, doesn't it?) It encouraged them to do it.(I realize how ludicrous this sounds, but I'm trying to prove a point here, OK?)

So I believe America's less safe.(Only I, Super Liberal, can protect you from the evils of private firearms ownership!)

If Tom DeLay or someone in the House said to me, "Sorry, we don't have the votes," I'd have said, "Then we're going to have a fight."(Because, dammit, I want it done MY way, and you idiots are going to follow me no matter what!)

And I'd have taken it out to the country(Actually, I'd take it to the inner cities where my Liberal give-aways make me popular. Farmers and ranchers really don't like me much.) and I'd have had every law enforcement officer(That I could coerce with offers of federal grant money) in the country visit those congressmen.(And beat them with nightsticks until they straighten up and follow my party line, damn them!) We'd have won what Bill Clinton won.(OK, I don't really want a reputation as a womanizing lying scumbag, but it worked for him, so why not?)
 

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Very well said, I think you captured just what was going through my head as I listened to the debate last night, minus the swearing of course.
 

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Question: If the AWB was so good Senator Kerry why did your Sheriff hunting friend "find an AK47 sitting on the bed during a drug bust"? I thought the AWB made those things illegal, or was it only illegal for law abiding citizens? You know Senator, I think the Emporior has no cloths.
 

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when did an ak47 become illegal to own , I love how everyone jsut assumes a Aks are full auto illegal weapons,

i mean if a drug dealer with no criminal recaord was laying there with a Wasr 10 or an sar 1 that was legally purchased would the assault weapon ban have made a difference of course not but they all love to beat there chest . to bad that bullet hit mr brady not missus
all i can say is you all better get out there and vote caue you heard it straight from his mouth
 

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Yep, and the terrorists are flocking to the airports in the Middle East to come to my local gunshop to get weapons.
 

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I really like the part where he say's any terrorist can go into a gun show and by an assault weapon with no background check. I don't know what planet this jerk is living on but I know of no gun shows in the US that you can buy any kind of weapon without filling out the yellow form just like you would in a gun store. How can these politicians make up these lies and not get called on them. What they are saying is utter nonsense and the only reason they think they can get away with it is because deep down, they think the average American must be ignorant. If John Kerry or most politician's for that matter had to carry on a conversation without telling one lie, It would be the shortest conversation there has ever been, like a Swartzsenignorant one liner, "I'll Be Baaaaack" . ak'sr4me
 

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Lupeloff said:
Yep, and the terrorists are flocking to the airports in the Middle East to come to my local gunshop to get weapons.
ROFLAMO, Yeah they will fly here and go to a gunshow and drop $300 for a semi auto AK because they really like them better than the $50 full auto AKs they can pick up in Iraq and Afghanastan. He really is clueless or, more likely, he really thinks we are!
 

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Cephus said:
Well said and funny as hell . You know I never seen a terrorist At any gun shows around here I guess cause they would be spotted real easy, only ******** here and they're scary not dangerous.LOL
Cephus, who's really scary are these polititions that can't tell the difference between a machine gun and a water pistol and want to cram gun control down America's throat. ak'sr4me
 

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Grendeljaeger said:
ROFLAMO, Yeah they will fly here and go to a gunshow and drop $300 for a semi auto AK because they really like them better than the $50 full auto AKs they can pick up in Iraq and Afghanastan. He really is clueless or, more likely, he really thinks we are!
It's not clueless it's evil is what he is!
 
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