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Wow, what a dumbass.

I think we need a million person march to take a stand against deadly lava lamps. These dangerous objects have no place in modern society. Its for the children....
 

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Can't ban them due to the potential they have for mind control, you know staring off into space while gazing at the lamp.



Chalk this guy up for a darwin award.


I think we need a darwin award smiley
 

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I bet this guy had one of those bunk lava lamps that don't heat up enough, so he decided to put it on the stove, rather than spend the $10 to buy a new one. That's close to a Darwin award! ;)
 

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Police investigation should find no evidence of brain use either. What a Maroon. He's definatly in the running for the 2004 Darwins.
 

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I think the government needs to get involved. These things are dangerous. Its really a Chinese plot to kill Americans. They will flood the market with cheap, defective, exploding lava lamps and eliminate us one by one.

:chinese: Chiang Shao say you by rava ramp for Clees'mas. It make nice plesent.
 

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What a waste of a perfectly good lava lamp.
 

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Yes! The lava lamp police will be visiting you!! I have already hidden mine in a safe secret location...
 

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Man, if I would have known how dangerous these lamps were I would have been handing them out to all the lefties I knew in the 1960's.
 

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Anyone remember the first time you saw a lava lamp and picked it up? A buddy of mine had one of the originals way back when, I went over to his house with another friend, and this friend said "Groovy, a lava lamp!", and picked it up. You could smell the meat cooking.

Of course, we'd been drinking a bit.
 

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hmmmmmmmm better take the bayonet off mine.................
 

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Mr. & Mrs. America, If I would have gotten 51 votes, Turn them in, all your lava lamps are belong to us..
 
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