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A scientist was busy working late one night on his latest creation; A clone of himself that was mostly perfect in every way. He was busy doing this and that, when he suddenly remembered he had a date with his girl friend. Looking at the clock, he realized that he didn't have enough time to get home and change, so he decided to send the clone in his place. It would be a good test, he figured. So, he sent the clone on the date.

The next day the scientist was working in the lab again, and decided to call his girl friend and she what she had to say about the date the night before. To his surprise, she told him that she never wanted to see him again, and that the engagement was off. Shocked at this development, the scientist asked his girl what was the matter.

She angrily replied that he knew what the matter was! After all the horrible things he said last night and the evil way he made lewd suggestions to her, and the inappropriate moves he made! Why she was suprised she had never seen this side of him before!

The scientist was confused and professed that he didn't know what she was talking about - but wait! The clone! That had to be it! The scientist apologized and hung up the phone and went to question his clone.

The clone told the scientist that yes indeed he had made advances and made unacceptable remarks and suggested ungentleman-like activities for the evening with his girl!

Enraged, the scientist turned the clone off, loaded him up in his car and drove him out into the country and pitched the clone off a cliff into the sea. Next day the police show up at the scientists door and arrest him for...
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...making an obscene clone fall!



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Go stand in the corner until nap time.:biggrin: :lamo:
 

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Lupeloff said:
Go stand in the corner until nap time.:biggrin: :lamo:
" Parden me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes"?
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