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It was late Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been able to think of a
sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m, he finally said to his wife,
"dear, I think I have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a
sermon about horseback riding!"

She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback riding!"
He replied, "well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on just
about every other subject I can think of."

The next morning as they were
driving to church, she said, "You know, if you're going to give that silly
sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to sit in the car during the
service because I'll be too embarrassed for you." "Ok, then, suit yourself!"
he replied. So, she stayed in the car.

Sitting in front of the church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX, and just had
the congregation in awe. As the congregation filed out of church, some of
the members saw the wife sitting in the car and approached her window. "Wow!
You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given!" She replied,
"Ah, what does he know about it? He's only tried it twice in his entire
life. Once at a church picnic while we were dating, and once
at my father's house after we were married. And despite holding on for dear
life. he fell off both times!


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Good One Lupeloff, but I don't think I'll be using that one Sunday morning.:lol:
 

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Preacher said:
Good One Lupeloff, but I don't think I'll be using that one Sunday morning.:lol:
Why not, it ought to be good for a good laugh at church, right???? LMAO :D :D
 

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sniper69 said:
Why not, it ought to be good for a good laugh at church, right???? LMAO :D :D
If any of the Mods are online, we really need a smiley with a 10 foot pole!:help2: :wink: :lolup:
 

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A 10 foot pole?? Come on now, I'm online and I would tell the joke to a couple of people at church. Most probably wouldn't enjoy the joke though, lmao :lolup:
 

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Good one though. But I don't know how that one would go over though. Most of them would laugh, but there's a few that would definately blow a gasket. Yeah, I forgot you were a Mod. I guess I shouldn't listen to the stuff Cephus says about you. Thanks for my morning laugh. :lol:


BTW, He really doesn't talk about you too bad, I was just trying to get him in a little trouble.
 

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now it would be hard to get cephus in trouble wouldn't it? Or is it the other way around? Hopefully he isn't telling you to many stories, lol. Besides now I can give cephus a hard time next time we talk on the phone. :D :D
 

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He actually has very nice things to say about you, although a little ribbing is throwed in every now and then.
 

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When I was about 8 years old, Grandpa was preaching and when it came time for the prayer he said," with every eye bowed and every head closed," and after church I got a spanking for cracking up.
 
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