It was late Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been able to think of a
sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m, he finally said to his wife,
"dear, I think I have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a
sermon about horseback riding!"
She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback riding!"
He replied, "well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on just
about every other subject I can think of."
The next morning as they were
driving to church, she said, "You know, if you're going to give that silly
sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to sit in the car during the
service because I'll be too embarrassed for you." "Ok, then, suit yourself!"
he replied. So, she stayed in the car.
Sitting in front of the church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX, and just had
the congregation in awe. As the congregation filed out of church, some of
the members saw the wife sitting in the car and approached her window. "Wow!
You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given!" She replied,
"Ah, what does he know about it? He's only tried it twice in his entire
life. Once at a church picnic while we were dating, and once
at my father's house after we were married. And despite holding on for dear
life. he fell off both times!
sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m, he finally said to his wife,
"dear, I think I have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a
sermon about horseback riding!"
She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback riding!"
He replied, "well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on just
about every other subject I can think of."
The next morning as they were
driving to church, she said, "You know, if you're going to give that silly
sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to sit in the car during the
service because I'll be too embarrassed for you." "Ok, then, suit yourself!"
he replied. So, she stayed in the car.
Sitting in front of the church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX, and just had
the congregation in awe. As the congregation filed out of church, some of
the members saw the wife sitting in the car and approached her window. "Wow!
You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given!" She replied,
"Ah, what does he know about it? He's only tried it twice in his entire
life. Once at a church picnic while we were dating, and once
at my father's house after we were married. And despite holding on for dear
life. he fell off both times!