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A man comes walking out of a store and sees a cop furiously writing a ticket in front of a car near the store entrance.

The officer puts the ticket under the windshield wiper. The man rushes over to the officer. The man grabs the ticket from under the windshield wiper and reads it. It's a ticket for being double-parked. The man screams at the officer, "You tin-plated rent-a-cop. Why aren't you out catching real criminals?"

"Oh yeah," the cop replies, "How about a ticket for under-inflated tires to go with that one?" The cop writes out the ticket and places it under the windshield wiper.

The man tugs at his shirt and shouts, "Anybody can write tickets, but it takes a REAL man to do something other than be a stinking traffic cop!"

"Oh yeah," the cop says, getting more exasperated. "How's about a ticket for a broken tail-light?" The cop kicks out a tail-light. He then writes out the ticket and places it under the windshield wiper.

The cop goes on, "So there, Buddy. That's over a hundred dollars in traffic citations. Whattaya think of all those tickets on your car?"

"Oh," the man replies, "This is not MY car. I just noticed it had a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it and I decided to do my civic duty."

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(I almost ruptured a gut when I first heard this one). :lol:
 
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