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You and your teeth don't sleep together.
~ You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any.
~ At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're
not eating cereal.
~ You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
~ It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
~ When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
~ When happy hour is a nap.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your
money does . .
~ When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of
your age.
~ Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
~ It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
~ Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
~ The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
~ Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
~ You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on
your head the whole time.
~ You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
~ You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even
remember being on top of it.
 

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Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

Yep.....yep........uh huh.:grumble:
 

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I've heard it called the Never Years.

Every day is seems you are saying "whoa, I never had that happen before or I never felt that before...."
 

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That's bad, I had to think about it.
 
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