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Two cops are talking.

"Yeah," Officer O'Malley says, "I just don't know about that new guy, Officer McMackmack. I just don't think he's gonna make a good cop."

"Why?" asks Officer O'Reilly.

"Because," says Officer O'Malley, "Today, a fat guy bent over in front of him, and the fat guy's pants scooted down over his butt so low that Officer McMackmack could see most of his behind."

"Well," says Officer O'Reilly, "Officer McMackmack busted the guy for indecent exposure, didn't he?"

"Oh, he busted him all right, but not for indecent exposure."

"Then what?"

"That fat guy--the one that bent over and showed Officer McMackmack most of his butt? Well, Officer McMackmack wasn't smart enough to bust him for indecent exposure. "

"THEN WHAT...?"

"He busted him for 300 pounds of crack."

(Don't you wish I'd shut up)?

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Great minds must think alike. I noticed we both started joke threads at the same time.
 

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Great minds must think alike. I noticed we both started joke threads at the same time.

Careful! They'll start to think we're the same person! Just like you never would see Ringo Starr and Yassar Arafat together!
 
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