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YOU MIGHT BE A ******* IF

We have enjoyed the ******* jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so ******** to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what ******** are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your ******* friends. Ya`ll know who ya are...


You might be a ******* if. . .

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
 

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I'd figure my necks about as red as anybody's!!!
 

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Preacher said:
I'd figure my necks about as red as anybody's!!!
Me and you both Preacher.:)
 

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If you've ever bought your wife an underfolder kit for your wedding anniversary....

you might be a *******...

I am proud to be an honerary yankee *******.
 

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Redstate and proud! ******* and proud! If the shoe fits I'll wear it!

Call me a city ******* though or suburban at least, but I was raised on the outskirts in the country.
 

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sks_hunter said:
If you've ever bought your wife .
oh oh never mind HAHAHA maby kind of a privet joke.. I guess that kind of proves it .
 

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I didn't think of that one, Bradd...
YOU'RE ONE TOO!!!!:lol:

Easy, Cephus... My aunt lives in Georgia... that MUST count for something!!!
I've been to Shonee's
 

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My Necks Red!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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if.....you bump the car in front of you and send him into the wall!
 
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